CTRL-Z Scenes (jeffsfort.com)

_{(Originally posted as an extra feature for the CSU story Sentenced to Life)}

Bloopers?!? Outtakes?!?

Ok, I know what you're thinking. "How do you come up with Bloopers from a story that has no actors?" The answer is simple, a little whacked, but simple none the less ;)

Here's the story. One night while wrestling with a case of writer's cramp, I got bored. I was constantly writing and re-writing the same scene over and over trying to make it work. After several mind-numbing attempts (coupled with an extreme lack of sleep and WAAAAY too much coffee) I started getting really goofy, writing segments I knew would never fly. Stuff that simply made me laugh. Some of the scenes below I actually typed into the actual chapters of "Sentenced to Life" just cause I got a cheap giggle out of it. This became a good diversion for myself, and lucky for you... I saved some of them. Muhahaha!!! See if you can guess which ones came from my sleep deprived mind during a writing session.

Hope you have a laugh or two!